June 2004 Archives

"Gaah dammit!" Jake swore as he fruitlessly searched the refrigerator. "How am I supposed to make Chinese cucumber soup without cucumbers! Who keeps taking my jumbo cucumbers?" He turned and glared at Helen, Daria, and Quinn. All three were blushing.

Daria and her family sat around the kitchen table. Jake had just finished dishing out the soup. Daria took a taste. It was a cold cucumber soup.

"Great soup, Dad"

"Daddy? I thought you ran out of cucumbers?" Quinn asked as she began to wolf it down.

Jake chuckled. "The funny thing was I found all my cucumbers in upstairs in the bedrooms. I have no idea how they got there."

Quinn, Daria, and Helen stopped with spoons half way to their months, looked at one another and began to spit it out.

"Come in," Helen said to the man standing in the doorway. "Everyone's gone for the day." She drapped herself over the couch. "You know, we've got to stop meeting like this. People will begin to... talk."

"Let them talk," Upchuck said with a bit of force in his voice. "You know I'm the only man that's able to handle you." He moved over to stand behind the couch.

Helen looked up at him. Maybe they would have more time today then their usual five hours together. For those five hours, her bedroom was a passion pit. Now if she could just get Jack to stay in the office, Quinn to stay with her friends, and Daria over to Jane's. He rearrainged the light covering that covered up nothing and looked again up to Upchuck.

"Make me feel ike a woman!"

-drmike

(Blame Kristen for this one)

oh, let's see. what else can we rip on....

Corinne was napping on the loveseat that her roommate Janis had brought to the Raft dorm. A gentle tapping at the door woke her. She opened the door to see two high scholl aged boys both wearing old rock t-shirts.

"Ehhhhhh, pull my finger."

"Heh heh. Pull It! Pull It!"

"Heh heh."

"Heh heh."