Iron Chef: Double your pleasure, double your fun...

The Challenge:

Write a fic (short, long, whatever) that shows either...

1. What would've happened if Jane and Daria hadn't ditched the Ruttheimer twins, Brett and Brad, during "Daria Dance Party."

or

2. What would happen if the girls ran into the twins later on. (This can take place post-IICY or just post-third season.)

Extra brownie points if you can somehow sneak in a Doublemint gum reference!

"You thinking what I'm thinking, Daria?" asked Jane with a smirk on her face.

"Oh, what the hell." She turned to Upchuck. "Hey Charles. Watch this."

The dance came to a sudden halt as Upchuck stood there, his chin down to the ground, as Daria and Jane, um, enjoyed the company of his two cousins.