Iron Chef: The worst possible openings scenes

Daria opened her eyes and moaned loudly as the sun blinded her. Damn, she hated getting up this early in the morning and she crawled out from underneath the covers and made her way across the room, scratching herself as she went. She rubbed her chin with one hand as she opened the door. Quinn jumped back in shock. Whatever, Daria scoffed as she turned and dragged herself to the bathroom. Damn, the seat was down again. How many times did she have to tell Quinn about it and she lifted the seat, pulled down her shorts and......

Daria's scream was heard for miles away.