The Scenes That Keep on Giving

Daria looked at the closed door in disgust. Tom had come up with this stupid idea of spending some *cough* "quality time" with her is a "strange place." He had some sort of kink with stuff like that. After suggesting Quinn's room, and by the Giant Strawberry (What else was it good for?), she had suggested the high school roof. Tom had thought that this was a great idea and promised to meet her there. Of course nothing ever went to plan with them. Tom had called a few minutes ago saying that he couldn't make it and a gust of wind had made the door slam shut. So now she was stuck on the roof until Jane could come rescue her. And she was really looking forward to that quality time too. She sighed. Well, mind as well make the best of it she thought as she started to take off her jacket and looked to find a clean space on the tar roof.

"Good morning, WTF viewers. This is Notch Johnson with your 8AM Shore Patrol Force 30 traffic report from our new helicopter overlooking the city. I see traffic is backed up on the 805 and it looks like the accident has now been cleared from the onramp at exit 47 on the 322. Let's fly over Lawndale now and see... Holy s***! Get a load of that on the high school roof! Chip, can you get a close up of that? Dang, she's really going at it!"