Another on of those "Daria has to cure Jane's hiccups" posts.
"Daria, I've got *HIC!* the damn *HIC!* damn hiccups. Please *HIC!* scare me *HIC!* so they'll go *HIC!* away," Jane pleaded.
Daria closed her locker and looked Jane dead in the eye.
"There are these people who are sitting in front of their computers right this very minute thinking of different ways to make you suffer for having the hiccups..."
Jane thought about that for a second. "So?"
Daria smirked. "Some of them are typing with one hand."
Jane's scream was heard for miles.
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