Why Cats Are Better Then Men

By Subbes

* 1. A cat always comes in SOBER after being out all night.
* 2. When a cat goes to the toilet she tries not to leave a trace.
* 3. You can put a bell around a cat's neck so you know exactly where she is.
* 4. If you stroke a cat she won't leap on you for sex.
* 5. You don't mind that much if a cat brings a bird home every night.
* 6. When a cat comes in at midnight it doesn't wake you up by smashing into the furniture.
* 7. Cats never pretend they know how to fix the video.
* 8. Cats don't care what size your boobs are.
* 9. Cats still love you even when your perm goes wrong.
* 10. Cats love rubbing up to your legs however much cellulite you have.
* 11. Cats can be neutered if they stray.
* 12. If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy her.
* 13. It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
* 14. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
* 15. You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.
* 16. Better chance of training a cat.
* 17. Cats are cute.
* 18. A cat is never late for dinner.
* 19. Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!
* 20. You'll never get a call from you cat's ex-wife.
* 21. A cat would never leave you for a younger women.
* 22. Cats treat your mom with respect.
* 23. Cats don't worry about hair loss.
* 24. I feels nice to stroke a cats soft, fluffy fur.
* 25. A cat's friend is less likely to be annoying.
* 26. Cats can't show love without meaning it.
* 27. To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs 40p
* 28. Cats actually think with their heads.
* 29. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.
* 30. It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.
* 31. Cats comfort you when you are sick.
* 32. When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying.

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