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The Seven - Part 1

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Sandi and Quinn enjoy a day in the park. I'll post part 2 later on.

It had turned into a nice day in Lawndale Quinn thought with a smile as she walked across a large puddle and sat on one end of a bench in the park. The boys had fought among themselves as they always did for the honor of driving her home at the end of school, never asking her who she wanted to go home with. She had finally given up and started her walk home when the fists had begun to fly. She wondered how long it would take them to notice that she was gone. The spring air had a slight chill to it as Quinn materialized a bag of carrot sticks and watched the mortals as they took advantage of the good weather. A jogger passed by doing a double take as the slight glow surrounding Quinn. He shook his head and continued on. Quinn was admiring a pair of robins singing together in a tree when the cry of a young boy brought her attention around. He had been playing in a sandbox while his mother sat at a nearby bench deeply engrossed in the latest paperback thriller. The back wheel of his toy dump truck had fallen off. With a slight smile and a quick look skywards, Quinn pointed with a carrot stick in the direction of the boy. The child's eyes went wide as the tire lifted into the air and reattached itself to the toy.

"Mommy! Mommy! The truck fixed itself," the boy yelled as he ran, toy in hand, to show his mother.

"That's nice, dear. Go run and play." The mother turned a page and readjusted her glasses, her eyes never leaving the story as the spy risked life, limb and his sex drive for the sake of the free world.

"OK, Mommy. I love you." The boy ran back to the sandbox and began making his motorized noises. Quinn smile grew a bit.

"I saw that. You know we're not supposed to use our powers to help mortals while we're in this form." Quinn jumped slightly as she turned towards the voice. Staci, her friend from high school and elsewhere came walking up and sat at the other end of the bench. Quinn sighed silently as the "doom and gloom" given off from her friend sent a slight negative feeling thru her. She was used to it by now but it still made her shiver on occasion. Quinn had tried to convince Staci one day to cheer up, wear some brighter clothing, and just try to be happy with her life. One dark look back from Staci had ended that fairly quickly. Quinn turned her head to look at an elderly woman slowly making her way up the path towards them.

"Oh, if they really didn't want us to use our powers, I'm sure one of our Fathers would have said something. I know yours didn't and mine hasn't talked to me for eons. He's too busy with the pet project of His with His Son." Staci looked out over the park at a wino slowly weaving his way along a path. An evil look appeared on her face as she flicked a finger in his direction. The wino cursed out loud as the bottle of cheep booze slipped out of his hand and smashed against the ground. Staci's smile grew as she watched the wino kick the glass angrily and curse his bad luck.

"Still, we wouldn't want things to get too unbalanced here if we were to use our powers anywhere we wanted to," Staci said, her view now passing over the other park goers. Quinn's gaze turned to the wino and a frown crossed her face. She knew the evils of alcohol from her experience with her Earth bound father and didn't want to increase the drag on this poor man's soul. Her gaze ran across the park looking for another solution to the problem. She paused as her gaze hit upon the back of a man now taking another path to pass further away from the wino. She flicked a finger in his direction.

The businessman did a double take and dropped his briefcase in shock. "Paul?" he asked.

The wino's head came up sharply at the sound of his name and he peered at the man in the suit. He normally stayed away from them as they were always the first to threaten a call to the police. He recognized the man as a distant memory. "Rick?"

Rick ran thru the grass, trying his best to bypass the broken glass. "What happened to you, man? I haven't seen you since the wedding fifteen years ago?" Rick held Paul out at arm's length, trying to understand what had happened to his friend. "You were the best man at my wedding. Vicky hasn't heard from you in ages!"

"She left me, man. Took the money, the furniture, everything. I came home one day to an empty house. No note. Nothing."

"Surely it's not that bad..."

"They fired me from the firm three weeks later. They said they didn't want someone with a negative home life representing them. They blackballed me. I haven't found work anywhere." He fell to his knees. "Just leave me..."

"I won't hear of it." Rick struggled to lift the man back to his feet. "Look. You're coming home with me. We're in dire need of employees like you at my firm. I'm not going to let you waste your life out here. We'll get you cleaned up and back on your feet. I've got a spare room you can use for the time being. Vicky even asked me a few days ago what had...." Their voices trailed off as they walked up a path and out of the park. Quinn smiled.

"You got lucky on that one." Sandi sat with her arms and legs crossed, one foot bounced angrily up and down, a frown on her face. Quinn could almost see the small, dark cloud forming over the top of Sandi's head. "If that Rick guy hadn't been in the park..." Her frown deepened and her foot kicked harder. Quinn shrugged.

"You know Good will always triumph over Evil in the end."

"We ain't there yet though. There's always a little time left to raise a little Hell." Sandi looked around a bit until she spotted Kevin and Brittany beginning their weekly walk thru the park. She smirked. "And I see a perfect chance to do so..."

Quinn looked at the happy couple. Actually it was more like the happy blond pulling around the bored boyfriend. "Oh come on, Sandi. Brittany's been whining all day about Kevin. Don't get them started again."

Sandi turned with a look that would have scorched paint. "What's the matter, Quinn? Timid?"

-drmike

Jane has the Hiccups

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Another on of those "Daria has to cure Jane's hiccups" posts.

"Daria, I've got *HIC!* the damn *HIC!* damn hiccups. Please *HIC!* scare me *HIC!* so they'll go *HIC!* away," Jane pleaded.

Daria closed her locker and looked Jane dead in the eye.

"There are these people who are sitting in front of their computers right this very minute thinking of different ways to make you suffer for having the hiccups..."

Jane thought about that for a second. "So?"

Daria smirked. "Some of them are typing with one hand."

Jane's scream was heard for miles.

The Associated Press

GEORGETOWN, Del. -- Was it blood or strawberry syrup?

Carmen Jara of Georgetown is suing a McDonald's franchise, claiming her then-13-year-old son was served a hot fudge sundae contaminated with human blood. She said her son got sick and was afraid he'd contracted a deadly disease.

A judge has granted a request for a hearing delay by lawyers for the franchise operator, AJM Enterprise.

No date for a new hearing has been set. But Jara's attorney expects the case to go to trial.

Jara claims an employee at the McDonald's cut his finger and the blood dripped into her son's treat they bought 13-months ago. She said a manager at the store confirmed that the substance in the sundae was blood.

The owner of the McDonald's denies the charges. He said strawberry syrup probably just clogged the sundae machine.

So then, why did she take the sundae?

Interesting Morning

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Well I log into my dashboard here this morning and guess what I see. My blog is 5th on the list for Fastest Growing WordPress.com blogs, and I have the 10th Top Post from around WordPress.com.

And still no one reads any of my other posts or my Daria work. :(

Oh well. *shrug*

Thanks for visiting,
-drmike

Another Day...

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Another day another dollar or so.

Kind of wet today. Not raining but misting here in Charlotte. I came uptown this morning to get bloodwork done at a local hospital and back up my servers. Can't decide if I want to see Angela though. After six years of not seeing here, I would like to be able to just say hi to her but I guess that's not in the cards.

Oh well...

-drmike

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rappy tells us that:

Seminal sitcom Friends is returning to television after each of its six stars agreed multi-million dollar deals...

Read the original article about Hell freezing over here. I first read about it here.

Everyday Hogwash

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Hidden fees. Really tiny fine print. Overbooked airplanes. Hypnotic hold music. Ah, what companies force us to put up with everyday! If we didn't laugh at these itchy little grains of sand in the bathing suit of life, we'd have to cry, or perhaps even scream in the grocery line. But we all know screaming doesn't get you invited to many parties. So let's kick back and have some therapeutic yuks at the millions of little ways companies stick it to us.

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Matt (Is there anything he doesn't do around here?) has put out a request for assistance in developing and testing portions of the WordPress package. This is in addition to the previous list of ways people can help. You can view the various sections where help is needed and offer your services. Volunteers will be contacted in about a week.

Domain Name Giveaway

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Abdul is giving away a domain name on his blog. He requests that you leave a comment with the domain name that you want and an email address for him to reach you at.

Edit: He's picked a winner.

It's old news. I know. I just found it. I also like how this professor has saved the entire webpage, including the adverts for his class.

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Would Shakespeare really blow the new SAT? Some Princeton Review people talk about what it takes to ace the new essay section of the SAT.

"To receive a high score a student should write a long essay of three or more paragraphs, with each paragraph containing topic and concluding sentences and at least one sentence that includes the words "for example." Whenever possible the student should use polysyllabic words where shorter, clearer words would suffice. The SAT essay will not be a place to take rhetorical chances. Flair will win no points; the highest-scoring essays will be earnest, long-winded, and predictable."

They then proceed to analyze writing samples by Hemingway, Shakespeare, Gertrude Stein (who does particularly badly), and the Unabomber. Of course, the Unabomber's writing style is what the "holistic" graders at the SAT will be looking for. Very amusing, but should we worry that something is terribly wrong with the test?

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