January 2006 Archives

Tom stood there opened mouth and stared at Daria standing in front of him with her arms crossed.

"Tom, I told you. I need fifty dollars to make you holler...."

Daria slowly walked to the front of her desk and looked at the foursome sitting in front of her. She slapped her palm a could of times with a wooden ruler.

"I know I'm just covering for Mr. O'Neill during the strike but I'm going to have to give you detention for not passing in your homework," Daria said while slapping her ruler a few more times.

Quinn, Sandi, Stacy, and Tiffany tried not to smile too much as they looked at one another.

Just then the low, throbing music began....

One of my favorite pics over at DeviantArt.

Kim Possible - GTA - Middleton created by BundyCoot.

GTA stands for Grand Theft Auto if you were not aware of that.

"Daria, I've got *HIC!* the damn *HIC!* damn hiccups. Please *HIC!* scare me *HIC!* so they'll go *HIC!* away," Jane pleaded.

Daria walked away, leaving Jane to suffer.

Two minutes later, Ms. Li grabbed Jane and gave her a French kiss she'd never forget.

"Wow!" said Ms. Li. "You're a better kisser than Brittany!" (You may infer suggestions on her part.)

Jane's scream was heard for miles.

It was a peaceful day in the Smurf Village until they knocked over Jake's trashcan...

"Quinn... Quinn..."

"AARRGGHH!! Not the voices again!" Quinn shoved her head back under her pillow and tried to go back to sleep.

"You were right, Daria. You can have a lot of fun with a Mr. Microphone," Jane said.

As some of you are aware, I work with a number of organizations (ie churches) and a few individuals who work with the homeless here in Charlotte. I also travel thru the Uptown Charlotte Transportation Center on my way here to the library every day.

Angie has decided that I'm stalking her since I'm always there with these groups. She appears to be bad mouthing me to friends of hers and I've now been threatened four times, including by her current boyfriend.

She has admited to me that she is bipolar and delusional. She is also not taking her medication. Others have stated the same as well.

Needless to say, I'm not doing well. I'm really stressed and have broken down in tears a few times.

Keep her in your prayers please. She needs it.

edit: I had one group Saturday ask me not to come back. I've been helping them for three years. Sucks.

If anyone needs a GMail invite, I've got plenty.

Of course, so does everybody else. ;)

theapparatus ( at ) gmail ( dot ) com

Aprilgirl gives us a link to the Hello Kitty Bong.

Friendly reminder that Jan 24, 2006 is the end of spamming as we know it. At Least that's what Bill Gates said back on January 24th, 2004. :)

So what does your inbox look like?

I also wonder if that means Microsoft itself will stop spamming.

edit: Oops, it got delayed. Pity.