But it was just a kiss…

Daria from MTV

Daria from MTV

(How a famous Daria scene should have gone.)

Daria: I kissed my boyfriiend. I kissed Tom.

Jane: What!? You mean you kissed *my* boyfriend?

Daria (smirking): Not anymore he isn’t.

“…and,” Daria sighed. “He’s not anyone’s boyfriend anymore.”

Jane looked shocked. “You mean…”

Daria nodded. “That’s right. He’s run off to join the priesthood.”

“Damn…”

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