(How a famous Daria scene should have gone.)
Daria: I kissed my boyfriiend. I kissed Tom.
Jane: What!? You mean you kissed *my* boyfriend?
Daria (smirking): Not anymore he isn't.
"...and," Daria sighed. "He's not anyone's boyfriend anymore."
Jane looked shocked. "You mean..."
Daria nodded. "That's right. He's run off to join the priesthood."
"Damn..."
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