Three Hundred Reasons Why We'll Never Write for MTV

"OK, let the record show that we'll never see another movie or television show with Reese Witherspoon in it because she wore the exact same dress as Kristen," said Sandi. She turned towards Stacy. "Make sure you note that in our bi-laws. I don't want any future Fashion Club members making that mistake."

"And talk about tacky. They did it to the same award show three years apart," Quinn threw in. "You would think that she would have enough money to pay people to notice stuff like that. At least we won't have to put up with another horrible Legally Blonde movie." Quinn shuddered.

"Tacky." Tiffany had to get her own two cents in.

"Got it." Stacy made a notation on the agenda and moved down a line. "Next item is the upcoming costume ball Friday night."

Quinn nodded. "OK, does anyone have any ideas of what we could go as?"

"Quinn, as president of the Fashion Club, I assure you that I am more than capable of running this meeting and making sure that we move along in a speedy yet organized manner."

"Oh, I'm sorry, Sandi. I could never take over for you. You always know how to run the perfect meeting. Organized agendas. Comfy pillows. Parents gone. These wonderful..." Quinn stopped. "Parents gone?" The girls looked at one another.

The low throbbing music began....