February 2006 Archives

OK, this idiot doesn't have a clue about what's happening with Google. First he says that "Google's website at google.com remains uncensored in China" and then he says "They created google.cn because China's government keeps blocking google.com at the router level"

WTF?!?!?

Hey idiot! How can a site be blocked and unblocked at the same time? Or maybe you have traffic lights in your part of the world where they're green and red at the same time.

Maybe you need to actually read Google's own response where they say themselves that they are censoring themselves.

GoingGoingGone gives us her views on sex and explains that she's put off by it.

*shrug*

Apparently it is illegal in Iran to own or operate a satellite dish. Needlenose gives us a view of the sky line.

Handy identification chart for Vice-Presidential hunting trips: Visual Hunting Aid

Now here

"OK, let the record show that we'll never see another movie or television show with Reese Witherspoon in it because she wore the exact same dress as Kristen," said Sandi. She turned towards Stacy. "Make sure you note that in our bi-laws. I don't want any future Fashion Club members making that mistake."

"And talk about tacky. They did it to the same award show three years apart," Quinn threw in. "You would think that she would have enough money to pay people to notice stuff like that. At least we won't have to put up with another horrible Legally Blonde movie." Quinn shuddered.

"Tacky." Tiffany had to get her own two cents in.

"Got it." Stacy made a notation on the agenda and moved down a line. "Next item is the upcoming costume ball Friday night."

Quinn nodded. "OK, does anyone have any ideas of what we could go as?"

"Quinn, as president of the Fashion Club, I assure you that I am more than capable of running this meeting and making sure that we move along in a speedy yet organized manner."

"Oh, I'm sorry, Sandi. I could never take over for you. You always know how to run the perfect meeting. Organized agendas. Comfy pillows. Parents gone. These wonderful..." Quinn stopped. "Parents gone?" The girls looked at one another.

The low throbbing music began....

Type in your name and get a robot named for you:

The Cyborg Name Decoder

It does look happy, doesn't it?

Yes, very interesting...

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

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