February 2006 Archives

Next time Fido smells your crotch, he may be looking for something.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Pretty much sums it up.

Note that the link leads off site. I am not aware of the original author of the picture so I have just made a link to where I found it.

I'm saving this link for later. I found a post here saying that they were giving away free t-shirts at this link.

Free T-Shirt

Look for the link saying "Get Stuff" along the left hand side. For some reason, it's not working for me on this PC.

Had a chuckle over this.

Let's do an old classic today.

FreeComputerDesktopWallpaper gives us a Calvin and Hobbes desktop. Get it today.

I've been challenged/ talked into a Write off against AngelBoy. It's three rounds with three different topics.

Guess I get to put aside the Star Frontiers stuff for a few days.

Here's the first one:

Chapter 2 of Daria Saves Christmas. Can Daria and jane save Christmas after Santa crashes into Daria backyard or is it too late? A work in progress.

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your
IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly... "So..............ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

Chapter 4 of my Daria/ Star Frontiers Crossover - Crash on Volturnus

I'm putting up a table of contents since it appears some of the incoming websites haven't updated yet for Chapter 5.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5

Today's Featured Desktop comes from the webcomic PvP. For some reason, Scott Kurtz doesn't make a page for them (At least I don't see one) so I went digging for one out of his rants.

The thumbnail leads to the page he has them listed. You have to go down to the Oct. 3rd entry for the downloads.