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Bonnie: K/R? Please! We all know the real action is with a Kim-Bonnie hookup.

Kim: Bonnie! You unblock Ashley right now! You know how much she likes writing those stories of hers.

Ron: Bonnie! You've got to save me! You wouldn't believe what I have to go through to make her happy! Whipped cream! Chocolate sauce! Rope! She's not human!

Bonnie: Sucks to be you. Well, you made your bed. Now you have to lay in it.

Ron: Don't say bed!

A hundred bucks? Well OK.

Kim: No, Wade, you're not interrupting anything. We finished about 10, 15 minutes ago.

Wade chuckled. "Yeah, those Monopoly games are just murder."

Kim and Ron looked at one another and tried not to laugh.

Kim: I swear. It's THIS big! No wonder why his pants keep spliting.

http://kpscreencaps.kimpossibleremixed.com/d/187775-2/roncouch409_1.jpg Ron: Why yes. I am wearing my lucky Fearless Farret boxers. Why do you ask?

Nods to Ashley and Aers:

Ron: Say it.
Kim: I'm not saying it.
Ron: Say it.
Kim: I'm not saying it.
Ron: Say it.
Kim: Fine. Ron Stoppable knows how to make me scream out in ecstasy.
Ron: And...
Kim: (Sighs) ...and makes me beg for more. Look, just because you know how to make me scream in ecstasy like the woman I am, you are NOT the master.
Ron: Wrong. Say it!
Kim: Fine! You're the master!
Ron: And, what else?
Kim: (Sighs) And, I want some more tonight.
Ron: That's right. Recognize. And...
Kim: Fine, I'll wear the cheerleader's outfit that you like.
Ron: And...
Kim: I'll let you be the dominant one.
Ron: Booyah. And???
Kim: *sighs* And the ball gag.
Ron: Double Boo-yah!

Ron: What else?

Kim: Please no. It's too messy

Ron: KP?

Kim: *sigh* Fine, we can use the chocolate and whip cream.

Mr. Dr. P.: So, do you think it was OK to leave Ron and Kimmie home alone?

Mrs. Dr. P.: I'm sure. What could possibly happen?