April 2006 Archives

Kim: Look, just because Daddy can get Mom to hit that high C doesn't mean I'm able to.

Ron: But KP. Don't you say you can do anything?

Kim: Damn that motto...

Kim: Ron, I know you're a big "There's Something about Mary" fan but don't you think that's carrying it a bit too far?

Shego: You know, you're kind of cute in this light...

Bonnie: Raven? I can't stand that show...

*WHACK!*

Monique: Anyone else want to talk bad about my show?

:)

Kim: I'm sorry, Ron, but when you asked me out on a date, I couldn't help laughing.

Drakken: You know, Kim. Can I call you Kim? I'm going to be having an opening for a new sidekick shortly once Shego retires. I know you're thinking about college. Have you ever thought about Evil as a career option? Shego: Hello? Current sidekick standing right here.

Shego: Yes, I'm a girl. You see me every day and you're now just noticing? I actually had to put on a dress to get you to notice me?

Do what do you use your new Dell for?

Also an oldie but goodie as well.

Mrs. Dr. P.: But honey...

Kim: No, you're not dating my boyfriend.

Mrs. Dr. P.: But he's cute...

Kim: No, Mom. Ron's mine. Aren't you married?

Mrs. Dr. P.: Well, your father and I have an understanding...

Kim: Too much information...

Shego: But honey. You told me that you would love me forever...