Carolina Residents Confused, Terrified As Victorious Hurricane Players Riot In Streets

From The Onion

RALEIGH, NC–Only hours after the Carolina Hurricanes won the NHL Championship Monday night in a hard-fought Game 7 against the Edmonton Oilers, North Carolina Gov. Michael Easley mobilized the National Guard to contain over two dozen members of what he described as “some sort of depraved, violent, heretofore unheard-of gang calling themselves the Hurricanes.”

Read about the rest of it here. Please remember that it’s in Raleigh, I mean fictional.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *