Ron: Um yeah. We’ve known each other since pre-k, KP.
KP: That’s what you think, Ronald.
KP: I’ve got a drawer full of leather.
Ron: Oh, OK. I think I can live with that. I’ve saw you in that leather skirt before.
KP: A huge stash of ropes and chains in the attic.
KP: A hard drive full of stories that I’ve read over and over again.
Ron: KP, you’re scaring me.
KP: And now I have a boyfriend willing to let me put him through all that.
Ron: **AARRGGHH!!** (He runs away)
KP: *sigh* Oh, he’ll be back. I’ve got the keys to his scooter.
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