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KP: So you think you know me, don't you Ron?

Ron: Um yeah. We've known each other since pre-k, KP.

KP: That's what you think, Ronald.

Ron: Um...

KP: I've got a drawer full of leather.

Ron: Oh, OK. I think I can live with that. I've saw you in that leather skirt before.

KP: A huge stash of ropes and chains in the attic.

Ron: Um...

KP: A hard drive full of stories that I've read over and over again.

Ron: KP, you're scaring me.

KP: And now I have a boyfriend willing to let me put him through all that.

Ron: **AARRGGHH!!** (He runs away)

KP: *sigh* Oh, he'll be back. I've got the keys to his scooter.

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