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I've been a busy little beaver lately trying to replace all of my blog posts here.

I had forgotten about this one, my attempt to write American Idol fanfiction.

Now there's a scary thought.

I've have gone ahead and added in all of the written Daria work that I've been able to save. Not the best of things you could be reading of course but still.

Feel free to read it all here.

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I've have gone ahead and added in all of the written Daria work that I've been able to save. Not the best of things you could be reading of course but still.
Feel free to read it all here.

Daria knew it was going to be a bad day when the advert on AOL radio for the Ramones' "I Wanna Be Sedated" video was for Kotex....

Daria, dressed in a silver jump suit walks through a Lawndale High corridor. We hear the following voice over as she slides on a pair of elbow pads and straps on a helmet, tucking her hair underneath.

VO: It's been said that the test of a woman's courage is how she performs in the face of danger. Well, in the next half hour, you're gonna meet a very unique breed of cat. The kind of woman who doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. Daria Morgendorffer, part-time high school student, full-time daredevil. A woman willing to risk her life for the sake of adventure. She has to chase it, confront it, and whip it. Daria Morgendorffer, Danger Seeker!

She stops directly in front of Jane and takes a deep breath. Jane is inquizative with the strangely dressed Daria.

"Jane, I kissed your boyfriend."

Daria turns and runs like a bat out of hell as Jane's mouth drops.

"Oh, you are so dead...."

Jane chases after her.

Daria took a sip of her soda. It had been an easy day for the most part as she glaced over her ticket screen. A couple of plug ins she had to install for some of her users, a small bug report, and someone asking for an extention on their bill. She wondered what was for dinner as she opened her next ticket.

"Something doesn't work on my website. It's real annoying. Fix it."

Daria paused. Now that was different. No wonder the techs with the company she outsourced her level one tech support had forwarded it on to her. She looked to see who submitted the ticket. Daria didn't recognize the return email address. That was a tad unusual but not unheard of. Might be someone travelling. 'Oh well' she thought as she began pasting in her response.

"Thank you for contacting Customer Support. Unfortunately, we are unable to assist you without more details concerning the problem you are having, for example, the URL of the website you are visiting. If you are able to, please submit the webpage you are having the issue with and we will get right back to you. Best regards, etc..."

She didn't have to wait long for the response.

"That's why I'm paying you money. Fix the problem I'm having."

Daria banged her head against the table.

Daria slapped her arm and said, "Die, you unclean spawn of Barch." She lifted her hand to see the mangled remains of a mosquito.

Quinn looked over. "Ewwwww!!!! Daria, how could you?"

"Don't worry. We can fix him." Daria pulled out a device and slowly passed it over the dead blob on her arm. After a few moments, Daria paused and looked at the device. "Oh, my mistake. That's a salt shaker." She tossed it over her shoulder, pulled out a second device and began passing that over the blob. This device gave off a siren type noise.

Daria sliently closed the door behind her and looked around the room. Fifteen years. It had been fifteen years since she had last stood inside this room. The Principal's Office at LAWNdale High School. Li had finally been busted for money laundrying and fraud years ago. They had replaced her with some guy who had stabbed himself with a spork in the lunch room within a year. They there was the replacement who had a thing for penguins and had tried to show off his "call to nature" in front of the student body. The former nun had been taken away for using a ruler on her students within two months. Replacement after replacement had passed through this room.

And, now, she was the replacement. Four years of college, a year as a student teacher, another year working on her Masters, eight years as a tentured teacher and a year as a department head at another local school. The county board had gone nuts with the idea of hiring back one of their own and had offered her the position without much debate.

Of course only she and the guy wearing the duck hat had applied for the job.

Daria slid around the side of the desk and into her new chair. She remembered the little Budda statue which had sit for so long on the desk. Daria thought many times about taking that statue and ramming it right up Ms. Li's...

Daria gathered her thoughts. She was the one in charge now. She would make a difference.

"Ms. Morgendorffer, you have two students here who have been sent by their teacher for disrupting a class."

Daria pressed the button on her intercom. "Please send them in, Mrs. Smith." Daria sat up straight, folded her hands on her desk, and smiled.

She would make a difference.

"Um, Mr. DeMartino said that I had to come see you since he didn't like my paper airplane in his class. Hi, I'm Kevin, Jr. I'm the QB!"

"You sure are, sweetie. And, I'm Brittany, Jr.!"

"Um, why are you banging you head against your desk? Do you need some asprin?"