Kim Possible Fan Fiction

Yes, I know. I’ve been going crazy with the Kim Possible captions and what not. We seem to get a lot of visits from people looking for Kim Possible work. *shrug*
Been reading G-Go‘s works lately. Really have been enjoying them. My favorite so far has been Reunion. Kim Possible comes back to Middleton after ten years only to discover that Ron is hiding a secret from her. It’s a good read.
Another good read is MrDrP‘s Kim Possible : The Next Generation where he drops most if not all of the Kim Possible characters into the Star Trek: The Next Generation universe.
And, of course, another mention of my Kim Possible – Mission to Hell work. I swear I’m working on Chapter 2 as we speak. 🙂

Mission to Hell – Chapter 2 – Kim Possible Fanfiction

My first Kim Possible fanfiction. Here’s Chapter 2. More to follow soon I hope.

Ron dies at the hands of Shego during a mission. Instead of going to Gehenna, he winds up in the Christianity hell. Kim Possible
has to go rescue him with the help of some of the others from the show.
(While I’ll be the first to admit it, I don’t follow comics but I am
aware of the story line concerning Dr. Doom and this is sort of based
on that) This one will get a mature rating right out of the box even
though it’s more for the subject material over anything else. I do have
a pair of cross over cameos planned for this. And stuff from the
Incarnations of Immortality series by Piers Anthony comes to mind as
well.

Chapter 1 if you haven’t read it yet.

Chapter 2

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Mission to Hell – Chapter 1 – Kim Possible Fanfiction

My first Kim Possible fanfiction. Here’s Chapter 1. More to follow soon I hope.

Ron dies at the hands of Shego during a mission. Instead of going to Gehenna, he winds up in the Christianity hell. Kim Possible
has to go rescue him with the help of some of the others from the show.
(While I’ll be the first to admit it, I don’t follow comics but I am
aware of the story line concerning Dr. Doom and this is sort of based
on that) This one will get a mature rating right out of the box even
though it’s more for the subject material over anything else. I do have
a pair of cross over cameos planned for this. And stuff from the
Incarnations of Immortality series by Piers Anthony comes to mind as
well.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

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50 Things NOT to do at Hogwarts

harry potter is being punished

harry potter is being punished

50 Things NOT to do at Hogwarts

(For reference, I didn’t write this but found it many places on line. If anyone knows the actual author, I’d love to give credit to that person.)

edit: I recently received an email from Atalanta Pendragonne that he or she is the original compiler of the list.  You can view the complete 50 Things NOT to do at Hogwarts list there as well as read all of the comments.  Atalanta mentioned that this is the complete list with “links to all the (CREDITED) submissions” and “there were pages and pages of them before I stopped archiving them.”  Thanks for the follow up.


1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.

4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.

6. I will not go to class skyclad.

7.The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.

9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.

10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.

11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.

15. Adding the name “Bueller” to Professor Binns’ roster is not funny.

16. “Springtime for Voldemort” is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.

17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.

18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as “bookends”.

19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.

20. The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not “Rocky Horror.”

21. It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that “Once you go Black, you never go back.”

22. I will not call Lucius Malfoy “Jareth”.

23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

24. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as “Kitchen Stadium”.

25. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to “Get a room” whenever they start to fight.

26. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.

27. I am not a tribble Animagus.

28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

31. Sirius Black is not #24601.

32. I will not lick Trevor.

33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

34. I am not being repressed.

35. Calling Lucius Malfoy “Luscious Mouthful” is just plain gross.

36. I will not change the password to the prefects’ bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.

37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.

38. I am not a Pinball Wizard.

39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and walking away is only funny the first time.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.

42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

44. Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say “NI”.

45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.

46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.

47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new, pussycat?”

49. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

Kentucky Fried Cynic

daria.jpgDaria, dressed in a silver jump suit walks through a Lawndale High corridor. We hear the following voice over as she slides on a pair of elbow pads and straps on a helmet, tucking her hair underneath.

VO: It’s been said that the test of a woman’s courage is how she performs in the face of danger. Well, in the next half hour, you’re gonna meet a very unique breed of cat. The kind of woman who doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. Daria Morgendorffer, part-time high school student, full-time daredevil. A woman willing to risk her life for the sake of adventure. She has to chase it, confront it, and whip it. Daria Morgendorffer, Danger Seeker!

She stops directly in front of Jane and takes a deep breath. Jane is inquizative with the strangely dressed Daria.

“Jane, I kissed your boyfriend.”

Daria turns and runs like a bat out of hell as Jane’s mouth drops.

“Oh, you are so dead….”

Jane chases after her.

Daria Iron Chef – Write what you know

daria.jpgDaria took a sip of her soda. It had been an easy day for the most part as she glaced over her ticket screen. A couple of plug ins she had to install for some of her users, a small bug report, and someone asking for an extention on their bill. She wondered what was for dinner as she opened her next ticket.

“Something doesn’t work on my website. It’s real annoying. Fix it.”

Daria paused. Now that was different. No wonder the techs with the company she outsourced her level one tech support had forwarded it on to her. She looked to see who submitted the ticket. Daria didn’t recognize the return email address. That was a tad unusual but not unheard of. Might be someone travelling. ‘Oh well’ she thought as she began pasting in her response.

“Thank you for contacting Customer Support. Unfortunately, we are unable to assist you without more details concerning the problem you are having, for example, the URL of the website you are visiting. If you are able to, please submit the webpage you are having the issue with and we will get right back to you. Best regards, etc…”

She didn’t have to wait long for the response.

“That’s why I’m paying you money. Fix the problem I’m having.”

Daria banged her head against the table.