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Vicious Dog Pack kills Gator In Florida -- Dogs Savage Everglade Alligator

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator" in it's natural eco-system, can still fall victim to implemented "team work" strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and "survival of the fittest pack mentality", bred into the canines over the last several hundreds of years by natural selection. See the attached remarkable photograph courtesy of Nature Magazine.

Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while the remainder of the pack prevents the beast from rolling. Not for the squeamish!

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

Had a chuckle over this.

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your
IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly... "So..............ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

Swiped from here: Canadian politics for dummies

Last week, the Los Angeles Times asked National Post contributor Colby Cosh to explain our Jan. 23 election result to American readers. Mr. Cosh's column, which appeared in the Times last Friday, is reproduced [at that link].

A man goes into a shop to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter, looks at the various models on display and asks the shop assistant in a puzzled way: "Why is Divorced Barbie so much more expensive than the other dolls?" "That's easy, sir" replies the shop assistant, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's furniture..."

By Subbes

* 1. A cat always comes in SOBER after being out all night.
* 2. When a cat goes to the toilet she tries not to leave a trace.
* 3. You can put a bell around a cat's neck so you know exactly where she is.
* 4. If you stroke a cat she won't leap on you for sex.
* 5. You don't mind that much if a cat brings a bird home every night.
* 6. When a cat comes in at midnight it doesn't wake you up by smashing into the furniture.
* 7. Cats never pretend they know how to fix the video.
* 8. Cats don't care what size your boobs are.
* 9. Cats still love you even when your perm goes wrong.
* 10. Cats love rubbing up to your legs however much cellulite you have.
* 11. Cats can be neutered if they stray.
* 12. If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy her.
* 13. It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
* 14. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
* 15. You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.
* 16. Better chance of training a cat.
* 17. Cats are cute.
* 18. A cat is never late for dinner.
* 19. Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!
* 20. You'll never get a call from you cat's ex-wife.
* 21. A cat would never leave you for a younger women.
* 22. Cats treat your mom with respect.
* 23. Cats don't worry about hair loss.
* 24. I feels nice to stroke a cats soft, fluffy fur.
* 25. A cat's friend is less likely to be annoying.
* 26. Cats can't show love without meaning it.
* 27. To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs 40p
* 28. Cats actually think with their heads.
* 29. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.
* 30. It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.
* 31. Cats comfort you when you are sick.
* 32. When a cat sleeps all day it's natural, not annoying.

Swiped from here

What do you get with two blonds in traffic?

Read to find out.

Watch this hilarious take on the State of the Union, with James Adomian doing a great impression of President George W. Bush!