Ron: Um yeah. We've known each other since pre-k, KP.
KP: That's what you think, Ronald.
Ron: Um...
KP: I've got a drawer full of leather.
Ron: Oh, OK. I think I can live with that. I've saw you in that leather skirt before.
KP: A huge stash of ropes and chains in the attic.
Ron: Um...
KP: A hard drive full of stories that I've read over and over again.
Ron: KP, you're scaring me.
KP: And now I have a boyfriend willing to let me put him through all that.
Ron: **AARRGGHH!!** (He runs away)
KP: *sigh* Oh, he'll be back. I've got the keys to his scooter.
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Mrs. Dr. P.: Kimmie, I think it's great that you're showing in interest in what I do for a living but this is outside of my speciality.
Kim: But Mom. What am I suppose to to? You see how small it is.
Mrs. Dr. P.: OK, Kimmie. I can't believe he agreed to the operation though. I just hope he isn't mad at you when he wakes up.
Kim: Um...
Mrs. Dr. P.: You did ask before you dragged him in here, didn't you?
Kim: Um, maybe...
Mrs. Dr. P.: Kimberly Anne Possible!
Mr. Dr. P.: Um, no Ronald. I don't think asking us where the cheapest hotel in Middleton is a good idea.
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