Human For Sale – Home – How much are you worth?

Have you been thinking about
putting yourself up for sale lately? Ever wonder how much money you
could get on the open human market? HumanForSale.com will attempt to
place a value on your life using a variety of criteria in 4 basic
facets of life (physical,mental,lifestyle,personality). This is
obviously a very subjective matter and is not intended and does not
claim to be scientifically accurate. The more honestly you answer the
questions, the more realistic the dollar value returned will be.

Find out here.

I am worth $1,704,310 on HumanForSale.com

How much of a geek are you?

Take the Nerd test here.

Have you been recently called a geek, a dork, a NERD? Do you want to be a nerd, geek, or dork? Well, this test is for you! This highly advanced `test’ will determine once and for all how nerdy you are. Upon completion, you will be given a score (out of 100) as to just how nerdy you are, plus a nifty little graphic and link that you can share with your friends (if you have any) so they can see how they measure up!

How insane are you?

Take the test here.

It’s natural for an intelligent person to question his or her own sanity from time to time. In fact, some say such doubts are actually a sign of mental health.

But not us. We say, if you’re here at our website, you’re probably at least a little bit crazy.

The real question is: How insane are you? Are you simply pathologically anxious based on your frequent exposure to bizarre stressors? Are you mildly unhinged due to your active participation in the perverse and paranormal? Or are you a complete wack job who poses an immediate and grave risk to yourself and others?

We here at the HPLHS frequently question our own sanity, and not without reason. In consultation with top experts from Sefton Asylum, we have developed a self-administered assessment questionnaire: the HPLHS SaniTest ™. It can help you determine just how insane you are.

Be warned: the SaniTest ™ is not a diagnostic instrument. It cannot detect, for example, the subtle warning signs of Tillinghast’s Complaint, nor distinguish between apotembnophilia and repetitive self-harm syndrome. But it can accurately assess the severity of your general insanity. If you have any doubts at all about your own mental health — and if you’ve read this far you should — we urge you to take the test. If you have no doubts about your sanity, then you should seek professional help at once, because only a complete lunatic thinks he’s sane.

Know It All’s Test

This is a quiz for people who know everything! These are not trick questions. These are straight questions with straight answers.

    1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
    2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
    3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?
    4. Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?
    5. What fruit has it’s seeds on the outside?
    6. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn’t been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?
    7. Only three words in Standard English begin with the letters ‘dw’ and they are all common words. Name two of them.
    8. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?
    9. Where are the lakes in which the name the Los Angeles Lakers referred to?
    10. There are 7 ways a baseball player can legally reach first base without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls (a walk) is one way. Name the other 6.
    11. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.
    12. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter ‘S.’

For the answers read the whole post at Project C. Discovered from here.