Human For Sale – Home – How much are you worth?

Have you been thinking about
putting yourself up for sale lately? Ever wonder how much money you
could get on the open human market? HumanForSale.com will attempt to
place a value on your life using a variety of criteria in 4 basic
facets of life (physical,mental,lifestyle,personality). This is
obviously a very subjective matter and is not intended and does not
claim to be scientifically accurate. The more honestly you answer the
questions, the more realistic the dollar value returned will be.

Find out here.

I am worth $1,704,310 on HumanForSale.com

How much of a geek are you?

Take the Nerd test here.

Have you been recently called a geek, a dork, a NERD? Do you want to be a nerd, geek, or dork? Well, this test is for you! This highly advanced `test’ will determine once and for all how nerdy you are. Upon completion, you will be given a score (out of 100) as to just how nerdy you are, plus a nifty little graphic and link that you can share with your friends (if you have any) so they can see how they measure up!

How insane are you?

Take the test here.

It’s natural for an intelligent person to question his or her own sanity from time to time. In fact, some say such doubts are actually a sign of mental health.

But not us. We say, if you’re here at our website, you’re probably at least a little bit crazy.

The real question is: How insane are you? Are you simply pathologically anxious based on your frequent exposure to bizarre stressors? Are you mildly unhinged due to your active participation in the perverse and paranormal? Or are you a complete wack job who poses an immediate and grave risk to yourself and others?

We here at the HPLHS frequently question our own sanity, and not without reason. In consultation with top experts from Sefton Asylum, we have developed a self-administered assessment questionnaire: the HPLHS SaniTest ™. It can help you determine just how insane you are.

Be warned: the SaniTest ™ is not a diagnostic instrument. It cannot detect, for example, the subtle warning signs of Tillinghast’s Complaint, nor distinguish between apotembnophilia and repetitive self-harm syndrome. But it can accurately assess the severity of your general insanity. If you have any doubts at all about your own mental health — and if you’ve read this far you should — we urge you to take the test. If you have no doubts about your sanity, then you should seek professional help at once, because only a complete lunatic thinks he’s sane.