I’m not fat. I’m just big boned!

Wow, I don’t have a video games category.  /me gone to put one in there.

The Daily Mail is reporting that the Wii Fit told a 10-year-old she’s fat.  What bothers me though is comments like “Only about 10% of children are truly overweight” when that clearly isn’t true.  The father states that his daughter only weighs “six stone” but that still seems a bit heavy.  Six stone for us Americans is 84 pounds.

Hat tip: Gamespot

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The Scenes That Keep On Giving


“Jane. I’ve got to tell you something.”

“Oh what is it now? Oh wait. Let me guess. You kissed my boyfriend. Big surprise there. You just had to go up to him and plant him one. Next thing you’ll be telling me is that licking penguins is hazardous to your health. God Daria. I don’t know where you get…”

Daria looked shock. “No, Jane. Where would you get that idea?”

“Oh sorry. What we’re you going to say?”

“I found a boyfriend. He’s smart and caring and is everything I’ve ever dreamed of.”

“When do you get to meet him?”

“Here’s right over there.”

“Daria. You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!”

(Not the best of the ones I’ve done but I’ve been programming all day.)