Based on this work Double-O Sixty-Nine. We get to see Jane on one of her missions. [Read the rest of this article...]
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"Quinn! Phone!" The telephone rang again. Daria didn't want to answer it. It couldn't be for her. And if it was, she didn't want to talk to the person on the other end of it. Daria sighed as the phone went off again. Oh, to hell with it she thought [Read the rest of this article...]
"Hey, what's up, Mack Daddy? How's it going? How's it hanging?" "I kissed your boyfriend." Mack sighed. "I didn't mean to!" After a few moments, Keven ran off wailing. [Read the rest of this article...]
Daria looked at the closed door in disgust. Tom had come up with this stupid idea of spending some *cough* "quality time" with her is a "strange place." He had some sort of kink with stuff like that. After suggesting Quinn's room, and by the Giant Strawberry (What else was [Read the rest of this article...]
"Jane. I've got to tell you something." "Oh what is it now? Oh wait. Let me guess. You kissed my boyfriend. Big surprise there. You just had to go up to him and plant him one. Next thing you'll be telling me is that licking penguins is hazardous to your [Read the rest of this article...]
"Do you want fries with that?" Daria said trying her best not to add a comment where they could stick their fries. The manager smiled. "See? You're doing fine already. You might even be management material." He reached out a hand to Daria. "Welcome to McDonalds." [Read the rest of this article...]
"Hey, what's up?" said Jane, wondering why Daria had skipped the walk to school. "Talk to me." Daria mumbled, "I KISSed your boyfriend." "What?" said Jane. She couldn't believe the words she was hearing. "I kissed your boyfriend. I kissed Tom. I didn't mean to. " Everyone standing around [Read the rest of this article...]
Jake makes another attempt to stop the squirrels. [Read the rest of this article...]
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I never finished this one but I still like it. A Daria / Babylon 5 Crossover [Read the rest of this article...]
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"Hey, what's up?" said Jane, wondering why Daria had skipped the walk to school. "Talk to me." Daria mumbled, "I kissed your boyfriend." "What?" said Jane. She couldn't believe the words she was hearing. "I kissed your boyfriend. I kissed Dr. Mike. I didn't mean to. " Jane took [Read the rest of this article...]
"Hey, what's up?" said Jane, wondering why Daria had skipped the walk to school. "Talk to me." Daria mumbled, "I kissed your boyfriend." "What?" said Jane. She couldn't believe the words she was hearing. "I kissed your boyfriend. I kissed Tom. I didn't mean to. " Jane took a [Read the rest of this article...]
Based on TAG's PITA series "Daria, either you lessen up your grip or you're going to break my hand." "Sorry." A very pregnant Daria let go of Jane's hand. "Do you have any idea why the doctor called us in? We were just hear a few weeks ago." "For [Read the rest of this article...]
Daria quickly checked to see if anyone was near by as she hid behind her house. She knew she could quit at any time. She was strong. She knew she was. She just wanted another hit. She bent over, picked up the animal out of the pool, and took in [Read the rest of this article...]
"I still can't believe that Ms. Li and Ms. Barch got fired and arrested. I'm trying to figure out why they were peddling nude photos of Mrs. Johansen to preschoolers. Who would buy them?" Jane shuddered in revulsion. "At least we have a new principal." Daria opined. "Too bad it's [Read the rest of this article...]
Jane once again tried to peer into the darkness of the room. She could see the shadows of men standing and sitting just out of the light of the single bulb hanging naked directly over her. She tried not to shudder once again as she turned back to the elderly [Read the rest of this article...]
Daria pulled out the books that she would need for her first few classes and closed her locker. She turned and her mouth dropped as Jane approached holding the flipper of an emperor penguin. They stopped in front of her as Jane pointed down at the penguin. "Say hello to [Read the rest of this article...]
"So, are you enjoying your birthday party?" Mack just smiled as he swallowed the bite of cake Jodie, sitting in his lap, had just forked into his mouth. "Actually, yes. Usually, I hate surprise parties, and I'd rather be alone with you, but having all these people here" - he [Read the rest of this article...]
Daria ran into the Lane's house, slammed the door behind her and stood leaning her back against it, breathing hard. "Let me guess. You kissed my boyfriend?" asked Jane. "Jane, I... I pissed on your boyfriend..." That brought up Jane short. [Read the rest of this article...]
"Jane..." Jane sighed. "Yes, Daria. What is it this time? Oh wait. Let me guess. You kissed someone close to me, right?" "Kind of. Jane, I kissed your ass." "My ass?" "HEE-HAW! HEE-HAW!" The donkey breyed from the back yard. "What did you go and kiss Melvin for?" [Read the rest of this article...]
"Jane, there's something I have to tell you..." Jane rolled her eyes and banged her head against the school locker. "I wonder if I started bribing these fanfic authors....." She turned to Daria with a sigh. "What is it?" Daria looked at her best friend for a second or two. [Read the rest of this article...]
